Saturday, August 28, 2010

What I Learned on August 27, 2010

-Artichokes are green when not in bloom.

-The U.S. cultivates the most amount of artichokes in the world.

-The D.E.A. is hiring 9 "ebonics experts" to translate what drug dealers are saying.

-A friend of mine hates cats because he had one that killed a german shepard then tried to drag it up the stairs. And when they tried to put the cat down, it attacked the doctor's face.

-There's a lot of books that I want to read.

-German sweet chocolate was not named so because its from Germany, but because the guy that made it was named German.

-I get distracted WAY too easily

Thursday, August 19, 2010

What I Learned August 18- August 19, 2010

-There's gonna be a Lost Boys 3

-Penguins have funeral-like services for their dead.

-When I scare my cat, she falls over

-My sleep cycle is allllll out of whack right now.

-I got a B in my summer school class.

-My grandma that I haven't spoken to in a few years says that I sound all grown up.

-My great uncle had a cancer scare earlier but he had surgery to remove it and seems to be doing better now.

-Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are siblings

-Michael Cera got drunk with the Jersey Shore cast, apparently. I wonder how awkward that was.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

What I Learned August 9 - August 11, 2010

-There are Barbies with cameras in the chest now.

-Getting an hour of sleep in 2 days is not fun.

-There are more Real Madrid C.F. fans in Los Angeles than LA Galaxy fans.

-Unicorns can be jerks too.

-One of the dogs that I'm watching likes frozen grapes.

-Boy bands still exist.

-Kurt Vonnegut = BA

-There's a Russian part of West Hollywood.

-I can tell the difference in the smell of baby poopy diapers and old people poopy diapers.

Monday, August 2, 2010

What I Learned July 30 - August 3, 2010

-To avoid seeing things in the shadows outside the room youre sleeping in, closing the door to the room is most effective.

-Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure is quite a quotable movie

-Keanu Reeves was born to play Theodore "Ted" Logan

-iCarly is actually funny.

-Afternoon naps can really re-energize you.

-Justin Bieber is going to have a book written about his life and have a 3-d movie about it, starring him as himself.

-Lens Crafters will tighten and clean your glasses for free.

-Don't leave delicious sandwiches on ottomans. Dogs will get a hold of them and eat them while the cat sits and laughs.